Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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