So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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