- Anti Joke

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What rhymes with milk...milf

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it