- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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