Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

hola said the chinese man

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

I am a mime

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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