- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

womens rights

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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