- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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