- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is your name? My name is Jeff

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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