knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

I will create more jobs for americans

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

read this sentence again.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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