- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

cory

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

David Cameron

i saw amango it splootered

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