- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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