A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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A man did not like this site

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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