- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

God is real.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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