A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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