- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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