- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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