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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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