- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

America

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??