- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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