what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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