roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Knock, Knock Come in

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Anti Joke

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