- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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