How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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quantum physics?

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Anti Joke

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