- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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