- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why can't february march Because april may

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

123 f*ck off

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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