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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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