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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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