- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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