- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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