Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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