Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Tony Romo

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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