- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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