Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How old are you? 7

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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America

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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This is an anti-joke.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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