- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

your mom was so fat that she died.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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