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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Matthew Wyckoff

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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A guy walks into a bar

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A man goes to the potty.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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