What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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