- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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