You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

knock knock come in !

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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