Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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