- Anti Joke

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.