- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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