Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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