Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

jokes r dumb

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

The WNBA.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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