You are the third derivative of the position function.

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suck my dick.

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Fruitcake

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Small breasts.

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Noah is Smart.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Aodhan Hearty

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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