What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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