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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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