- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

9:11 make a wish

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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