Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

gay marriage.

Jasper sucks.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

knock knock go away

What do you call a group of asians? China.

American healthcare.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

gays

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

So one time this woman was learning...

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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