A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

did you ever see a butter fly?

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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