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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What time is it? 10:58

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Womens rights.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What's 6+2? 16

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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