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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A Jew returns change.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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