what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

who just made fun of katie matt

What is a dog? Bark

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

apple pie.

What's in there? Get outta there...

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

poop.........

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Guess what? Chicken butt

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