how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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No joke.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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I Love Hitler.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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arse

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Womens Sports

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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