Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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That's unfortunate.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Haha pizza

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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