- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Small breasts.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Turtles

The WNBA.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

So one time this woman was learning...

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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