No.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Freedom of Speech

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jokes r dumb

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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