whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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I like jokes.

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poop.........

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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