Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Brett Farve

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

An Irishman stays home

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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