Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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josh simpson has cancer

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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womens rights

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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