Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's Golf

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Anti Joke

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