- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

I have a really funny joke.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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