- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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