- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Death by kayak

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A van drives into a car.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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