- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A chicken walked into the bar...

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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