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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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