what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Women's rights

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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