- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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