What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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