- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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