- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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