- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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