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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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