- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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