- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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