Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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