- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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