- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Justin Beiber

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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