What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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