- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

the economy.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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