- Anti Joke

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.