- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

miha kako si?

In soviet Russia...things are different

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

XD Jackass.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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