There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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