Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

knock,knock you suck

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