In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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