- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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