whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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