I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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