Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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