- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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