- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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