- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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