- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Flowers are colors Love me

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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