Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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