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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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