- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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