- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is white and black and red all over.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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